feat: DuckDB quantiles in-process (gcc CGO), not Ladybug.

OQ3: internal/duckstats + bin/qa/stats.go. Zig stays Ladybug-only.
mikefarah/yq for small structured slices. Gitea #30.

bin/qa/stats.go

@@ -0,0 +1,73 @@
+//usr/bin/env go run -tags=qa_stats "$0" "$@"; exit
+//go:build qa_stats
+//
+// bin/qa/stats.go - DuckDB quantiles over a JSON number array or JSONL count.
+//
+//	./bin/qa/stats.go <<< '[1,2,3,4,5]'
+//	./bin/qa/stats.go --jsonl rows.jsonl
+//
+// NOTE: never run `gofmt -w` on this file — it breaks the shebang.
+// DuckDB CGO needs gcc/g++ (not Zig). After eval "$(bin/cgo/zig env)":
+//   CC=gcc CXX=g++ CGO_CFLAGS= CGO_LDFLAGS= ./bin/qa/stats.go
+package main
+
+import (
+	"encoding/json"
+	"fmt"
+	"io"
+	"os"
+	"strings"
+
+	"github.com/eSlider/2dph/internal/duckstats"
+)
+
+func main() {
+	os.Exit(run(os.Args[1:]))
+}
+
+func run(args []string) int {
+	jsonl := ""
+	for i := 0; i < len(args); i++ {
+		a := args[i]
+		switch {
+		case a == "--jsonl" && i+1 < len(args):
+			i++
+			jsonl = args[i]
+		case strings.HasPrefix(a, "--jsonl="):
+			jsonl = strings.TrimPrefix(a, "--jsonl=")
+		case a == "-h" || a == "--help":
+			fmt.Fprintln(os.Stderr, "bin/qa/stats.go [--jsonl FILE]  # stdin = JSON [float,…]")
+			return 0
+		default:
+			fmt.Fprintln(os.Stderr, "unknown arg:", a)
+			return 2
+		}
+	}
+	if jsonl != "" {
+		n, err := duckstats.CountJSONL(jsonl)
+		if err != nil {
+			fmt.Fprintln(os.Stderr, err)
+			return 1
+		}
+		fmt.Printf("n: %d\n", n)
+		return 0
+	}
+	raw, err := io.ReadAll(os.Stdin)
+	if err != nil {
+		fmt.Fprintln(os.Stderr, err)
+		return 1
+	}
+	var samples []float64
+	if err := json.Unmarshal(raw, &samples); err != nil {
+		fmt.Fprintln(os.Stderr, err)
+		return 1
+	}
+	s, err := duckstats.Quantiles(samples)
+	if err != nil {
+		fmt.Fprintln(os.Stderr, err)
+		return 1
+	}
+	fmt.Printf("n: %d\nmin: %g\np50: %g\np95: %g\nmax: %g\navg: %g\n",
+		s.N, s.Min, s.P50, s.P95, s.Max, s.Avg)
+	return 0
+}

bin/reasoner/bakeoff.go

@@ -7,7 +7,7 @@
 //	./bin/reasoner/bakeoff.go --model MichelRosselli/bonsai-27b:Q1_0 --json
 //
 // Measures OpenAI tool_calls (search/get/audit) and RSS from Ollama /api/ps, not VRAM.
-// PicoClaw is not in this repo; the tool names match internal/httpapi MCP ops.
+// PicoClaw is compose profile picoclaw; tool names match internal/httpapi MCP ops.
 // NOTE: never run `gofmt -w` on this file — it breaks the shebang.
 package main
 
@@ -17,6 +17,7 @@ import (
 	"os"
 	"strings"
 
+	"github.com/eSlider/2dph/internal/duckstats"
 	"github.com/eSlider/2dph/internal/reasoner"
 )
 
@@ -61,6 +62,14 @@ func run(args []string) int {
 	}
 	c := reasoner.Client{BaseURL: base, Model: model, Device: device}
 	rep := reasoner.Run(c)
+	lat := make([]float64, 0, len(rep.Prompts))
+	for _, p := range rep.Prompts {
+		lat = append(lat, float64(p.LatencyMS))
+	}
+	if st, err := duckstats.Quantiles(lat); err == nil {
+		rep.LatencyP50MS = st.P50
+		rep.LatencyP95MS = st.P95
+	}
 	raw, err := json.MarshalIndent(rep, "", "  ")
 	if err != nil {
 		fmt.Fprintln(os.Stderr, err)
@@ -76,6 +85,8 @@ func run(args []string) int {
 		fmt.Printf("xml_leak: %d\n", rep.XMLLeak)
 		fmt.Printf("rss_mb: %d\n", rep.RSSMB)
 		fmt.Printf("vram_mb: %d\n", rep.VRAMMB)
+		fmt.Printf("latency_p50_ms: %g\n", rep.LatencyP50MS)
+		fmt.Printf("latency_p95_ms: %g\n", rep.LatencyP95MS)
 		for _, p := range rep.Prompts {
 			status := "fail"
 			if p.OK {

bin/tools/test_bin_layout.py

@@ -217,6 +217,32 @@ class BinLayoutTest(unittest.TestCase):
             if "go-git/go-git" in line:
                 self.assertNotIn("indirect", line)
 
+    def test_duckdb_go_is_direct_require(self) -> None:
+        text = (ROOT / "go.mod").read_text()
+        first = text.split("require (")[1].split(")")[0]
+        self.assertRegex(first, r"github.com/duckdb/duckdb-go/v2\s+v")
+        for line in first.splitlines():
+            if "duckdb/duckdb-go" in line:
+                self.assertNotIn("indirect", line)
+        skill = (ROOT / "skills" / "duckdb" / "SKILL.md").read_text()
+        self.assertIn("github.com/duckdb/duckdb-go", skill)
+        self.assertIn("Ladybug", skill)
+        self.assertIn("sqlite", skill.lower())
+        self.assertIn("gcc", skill.lower())
+        self.assertIn("Zig", skill)
+        plan = (ROOT / "PLAN.md").read_text()
+        self.assertIn("D22", plan)
+        self.assertIn("duckdb-go", plan)
+        self._assert_shebang("bin/qa/stats.go")
+        reasoner = (ROOT / "internal" / "reasoner" / "client.go").read_text()
+        self.assertNotIn("duckdb", reasoner)
+        self.assertNotIn("duckstats", reasoner)
+        bakeoff = (ROOT / "bin" / "reasoner" / "bakeoff.go").read_text()
+        self.assertIn("internal/duckstats", bakeoff)
+        webcache = (ROOT / "internal" / "websearch" / "cache.go").read_text()
+        self.assertNotIn("duckdb", webcache)
+        self.assertIn("modernc.org/sqlite", webcache)
+
     def test_cgo_uses_zig_not_gcc(self) -> None:
         for rel in ("bin/cgo/zig", "bin/cgo/zcc", "bin/cgo/zc++"):
             p = ROOT / rel

bin/tools/test_published_docs.py

@@ -121,7 +121,7 @@ class PublishedDocsTest(unittest.TestCase):
         self.assertIn("D18", plan)
         self.assertIn("Qwen/Qwen3.5-9B", plan)
         compose = (ROOT / "compose.yaml").read_text()
-        self.assertIn('profiles: ["reasoner"]', compose)
+        self.assertIn('"reasoner"', compose)
         self.assertIn("OLLAMA_NUM_GPU", compose)
         self.assertIn("127.0.0.1:11435", compose)
         dockerfile = (ROOT / "Dockerfile").read_text()

bin/tools/test_skills.py

@@ -47,3 +47,17 @@ class SkillsTest(unittest.TestCase):
         self.assertIn("throttled", skill.lower())
         self.assertIn("not a negative finding", agents)
         self.assertIn("Fact-check every", agents)
+
+    def test_yq_is_mikefarah_for_structured_data(self) -> None:
+        skill = (ROOT / "skills" / "yq" / "SKILL.md").read_text()
+        self.assertIn("https://github.com/mikefarah/yq", skill)
+        for fmt in ("YAML", "JSON", "XML", "CSV", "TOML", "HCL"):
+            self.assertIn(fmt, skill)
+        self.assertIn("not kislyuk", skill.lower())
+        plan = (ROOT / "PLAN.md").read_text()
+        self.assertIn("mikefarah/yq", plan)
+        agents = (ROOT / "AGENTS.md").read_text()
+        self.assertIn("mikefarah/yq", agents)
+        web = (ROOT / "skills" / "web-search" / "SKILL.md").read_text()
+        self.assertIn("| yq ", web)
+        self.assertNotIn("| jq ", web)

bin/tools/test_system_perf.py

@@ -0,0 +1,36 @@
+"""qa/system_perf.py is an offline-gated system test (no live brain in CI)."""
+from __future__ import annotations
+
+import ast
+import unittest
+from pathlib import Path
+
+ROOT = Path(__file__).resolve().parents[2]
+
+
+class SystemPerfScriptTest(unittest.TestCase):
+    def test_script_compiles_and_is_read_only(self) -> None:
+        path = ROOT / "qa" / "system_perf.py"
+        src = path.read_text()
+        compile(src, str(path), "exec")
+        self.assertIn("--json", src)
+        self.assertIn("qwen3.5:9b", src)
+        self.assertIn("--picoclaw", src)
+        self.assertIn("BRAIN_URL", src)
+        self.assertIn("tools/list", src)
+        self.assertIn("tools/call", src)
+        self.assertIn("GATE_HEALTH_MS", src)
+        self.assertIn("GATE_GET_P50_MS", src)
+        self.assertNotIn("kb.lbug", src)
+        self.assertNotIn("password", src.lower())
+        self.assertNotIn("token", src.lower())
+
+    def test_script_does_not_write_ladybug(self) -> None:
+        tree = ast.parse((ROOT / "qa" / "system_perf.py").read_text())
+        writes = [
+            n.func.attr
+            for n in ast.walk(tree)
+            if isinstance(n, ast.Call) and isinstance(n.func, ast.Attribute)
+            and n.func.attr in {"write_text", "write_bytes", "dump"}
+        ]
+        self.assertEqual(writes, [], f"system_perf must not write files: {writes}")